Last night we got to know the newest lady of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Erika Jayne. From what we've seen, she's awesome. She went from happy poor person to happy rich person, and also became an under-the-radar pop sensation. They exist, I think mainly due to Japan. She was filmed during rehearsal and her choreographer was shouting out her dance moves as she performed them. Her dance starts out with "Pat the puss! Pat the puss! Pat the puss!" Three swift circular motions where, you guessed it, she pats the puss.
I learned this new dance move just in time for the office Christmas party. Or maybe I'll save it for our next kiki. I need to work on finding the right Erika Jayne dance costume, a see-through body suit, with a nice fuzzy patch over the crotch, giving the illusion of a thick and lustrous bush.
My projection for Erika's role in this season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, she is going to defend Yolanda's honor, and bust anyone's implant who accuses Yolanda of faking Lyme's disease. After she busts her move she should shout, "Pat the puss!" It could be her super hero catch phrase.
I learned this new dance move just in time for the office Christmas party. Or maybe I'll save it for our next kiki. I need to work on finding the right Erika Jayne dance costume, a see-through body suit, with a nice fuzzy patch over the crotch, giving the illusion of a thick and lustrous bush.
My projection for Erika's role in this season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, she is going to defend Yolanda's honor, and bust anyone's implant who accuses Yolanda of faking Lyme's disease. After she busts her move she should shout, "Pat the puss!" It could be her super hero catch phrase.
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