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| Not getting sucked into watching the Dustin Diamond Porno |
The movie boasted scandals, and all we got was a bunch of hand holding. When Screech is the most hard core, you know you're dealing with career minded teenagers who considered themselves serious actors.
Dustin Diamond, who played Screech, was an executive producer, and the film mainly focused on his hardships. Considering Dustin Diamond turns into a broke, porno star who gets in knife fights at bars, I'm surprised how tame his celebrity childhood was. He hung out with an Asian dude who was an extra on Saved By The Bell, and apparently this guy was a bad influence on Dustin, and got him into drinking vodka and smoking weed, but to Dustin's dismay, it was only to get a better part on the show, not because he really liked Dustin. After the hour and half movie, we learn Dustin Diamond has a major complex with being the unattractive geek, no one was nice to him at Saved By The Bell, and his father was aggressive towards him when he'd fuck up. Nothing terrible, especially since he was living his dream of acting on the hottest TV show.
This movie makes me wonder what Dustin's porno is like. I'd have to guzzle 12 Coors Lights to watch it, but I imagine it's him crying on a set of inflatable tits describing how different his life would be if he could have managed to pull Tori Spelling, who dissed him for Mark Paul.
The only thing shocking to me was the use of the word "douchebag." The word reared its head at least twice, and I don't remember this word being around till 2000's. Perhaps "douchebag" was just kicking off, and originated in Hollywood in 1990. The only thing worth fact checking in the entire movie.
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| The Mark Paul brown brows-yellow hair combo |
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