Back Thats Hit Up

Back Thats Hit Up - by Dorinda

I am behind on my Real Housewives of New York, and just got to watching episode 2, and what a doozie. Bethany is quite the snake this season, and it seems she is coming for blood. Ramona can't contain her innate mean-girl and jumps right on the band wagon.
Dorinda is a nice person, and sure she gets crunk, but coming from a fellow Neely O'Hara, she's hardly committed a crime, unless having too much fun is against the law. Bethany is intent on making Dorinda feel like shitzen this season, and when Dorinda's unraveling isn't making her feel accomplished enough, she rails in on skinny Jules.
Skinny Bethany making fun of skinny Jules is actually sad because it really just shows The skinny Girl's dark depth of unhappiness. Jules is American born, half-Jewish half-Japanese, and Bethany pulls out the "Arigato"buffoonery. Bethany, this is not an eighties movie where you're the high school captain of the football team, pulling jock straps and giving swirlys to nerds. So making fun of an Asian person, a la Long Duck Dong, is racist. (Why do I think the argument will be, it's not racist if it's a joke?)
Episode two ended, and were only midway through the fight at the bra party, but Dorinda brought her A-game, which means she dropped her tag line, "You better back that shit up!"
Dorinda's "You better back that shit up," usually means she is going to fight till the wheels fall off, and for her that's having a really good cry. Dorinda, don't cry, you'll only give Bethany the birthday she dreamt of, making someone more miserable than her.
When a housewife has a tagline, they're making it. For example, we know Yolanda is ready to tussle when she says, "You've attacked my integrity as a woman," which is the moment you hit pause on the DVR, go refill your beverage, and pick out a snack because Yolanda is about to read a hussy the riot act.
Perhaps Bethany and Ramona were jealous Dorinda's getting pounded by her big hairy caveman for six hour stretches thanks to Viagra. Very impressive Dor. Ramona and B are barely able to rub one out without looking in a mirror, so the thought of Dorinda in the throes of passion brought on by sex rather than arguing, is too much for the anything-you-can-do-I-can-do-better gal pals to handle.

I'll catch RHONY Episode three tonight. Go, Dorinda, Go!