My daughter turned thirteen earlier this month. On her birthday, when I was dropping her off at school, she begged me to go home. She didn’t want to go to school and thought she had the right to sit it out since it was her birthday. We were ankle-deep in the daily routine, and going home would be back-tracking since I head into Sacramento after dropping them at school.
Sitting in the congested carline, she fought me for what felt like an hour but might have been ten minutes. Her last act before facing defeat and getting out of the car was to scream at me, “I hate you.”
I funneled into the car line exit and had a massive cortisol dump. Having a fight with my daughter on the morning of her 13th birthday was the farthest thing from my mind when I woke up that day. She never yelled I hate you at me before.
I heard horror stories of “when they turn,” meaning your kids hit some age where they go from nice to a vestibule of dark energy.
When I walked my dog I ran into a neighbor, she’s a retired engineer and funny in a serious way. She asked how old my kids were, and I told her thirteen and eleven. A chill ran down her spine and she said, “Teenagers, ugh.”
I told her what happened on my daughter’s birthday, and she said, “It gets a lot better when they turn eighteen.”
I don’t know if its because their personality improves, or it’s because you go from seeing them daily to a couple of times a year.
The same week, in my writing class, the teacher commented on someone’s teenage character, and he said, “Something happens to a teenager’s brain. It is a chemical reaction.” He added, “I know this because I recently went through it with my daughter.”
He was like a man back from war, who would only share his stories with other soldiers over dollar beers at the Veterans Hall.
I thought my daughter would glide through this time since she’s an introvert and loves a good chill with her mom. When she was a toddler, she refused to let me buckle her into her car seat, and one time in a grocery parking lot, she screamed and straightened herself like a board, I broke a sweat but eventually got there strapped down. A woman approached me and said, “My daughter did the same thing; she was the easiest teenager.”
I held on to that lovely woman’s comment, maybe she was an angel, and thought, my daughter’s control issues would keep her on a straight path into adulthood.
It is not like my daughter isn’t temperamental. She fights with her brother like crazy. My son gets so much joy from making her mad; her anger fuels his fire. One morning, taking them to school, she made a comment intending to piss him off, and then he told her he was turning her in to Stop It.
She screamed at him, begging him not to do that. I asked what Stop It means; he said it’s the anonymous bully tip line at school.
I asked him if I could use it too.
We still had fun on her birthday and talked about how that’s pretty harsh to say to anyone, let alone her biggest fan. The next day, though, she woke up sick. Was she really sick? I don’t know, I had to go to work. She stayed home and probably watched six hours of TV while drinking Coke Zeros.
She ended up having her introverted birthday party-for-one after all. I still think she might be an easy teenager, that angel-lady from the parking lot planted the seed over ten years ago. I'm not letting it go because of one "I hate you." But, morning drop-off might not be that pleasant.