I was put in charge of dessert, and because I'm planning on having a slice for my appetizer, two slices for my main, and three slices for dessert, I'm bringing a fly swatter along, to bat away loved ones infringing on my bounty.
"You better shut that pie hole, and go fill your turkey hole! Don't make me show you the videos, and cast a shadow over our day of thanks! There isn't enough green bean casserole for that!"
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