Remember that Snoop Dogg song, "Smoke weed everyday?"
Of Course.
Well, it reminds me of being at my parents' house, except I sing, "Eat pie everyday," as I nosh on a dessert buffet they display on the edge of the kitchen counter.
Yesterday, I ate half a pumpkin pie, and today I had two pieces of cake for lunch. I am steering clear of the rice crispies that I attacked on Friday. Obviously. Why eat burger when you can have steak? Pumpkin pie is the steak.
I'm about to take care of the other half. It's five o'clock somewhere!
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