Bee Please

I LMAO all day long, but it keeps coming back. Here are my stories.

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Sunday, November 30, 2025

Alien Angels

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  Being abducted by aliens seems like the worst thing imaginable. I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemies, if I had enemies. My life is not e...
Tuesday, November 25, 2025

Get With The Times

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Thanksgiving is coming up, and the delicious feast is on my mind. It’s on my little nephew’s mind too, who told the doctor at his last welln...
Tuesday, October 28, 2025

Tuesday Side Hustle

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On Tuesdays, I don’t go to campus to teach, so I sub in my local school district. It didn’t take long to figure out that some jobs are bette...
Sunday, October 12, 2025

Chronic Bad Breath

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During every commercial break on Paramount Plus, there’s an advertisement for HIV medication. My kids asked me, “Would you go out with someo...
Monday, October 6, 2025

Bra in Purse

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  A week ago, one of the kids I tutor didn’t show up for her appointment, and when I texted her grandma, she told me they tested positive co...
Saturday, September 20, 2025

Toohey'd

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  I'm coming up on six years sober, two years single, and one day since I finished reading The Fountainhead. I bought the book ages ago,...
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