Bee Please

  My sister’s kids eat sloppy joes more than anyone else. One morning, she was hyping them up with the prospect of their usual dinner, and t...

In middle school, my friends and I were in a world of trouble after we got caught prank-calling a girl we hung out with, someone who was a f...

  The three ways I waste time are extensively researching vacations on TripMasters, looking at beach houses in Pismo Beach on Redfin, and pl...

My daughter turned thirteen earlier this month. On her birthday, when I was dropping her off at school, she begged me to go home. She didn’t...

  Saturday morning, I was making Kiki breakfast. I stood at the stove, moving the scrambled eggs in the pan, and looked at a plate of peanut...

  I saw a deodorant commercial. This is a multipurpose deodorant, I learned as the lady talked about her “crotch smell.” When she said crotc...