Bee Please

I LMAO all day long, but it keeps coming back. Here are my stories.

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Saturday, July 25, 2026

Ponytail

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  “He’s a construction worker and a poet,” he said, looking at me. He wasn’t waiting for a response, but I nodded. I looked at his burgund...
Sunday, June 28, 2026

Out to Lunch

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I was thinking about our smartphones. I think about them too much. I like to blame things on the phone’s magical powers of distraction. I wo...
Thursday, May 28, 2026

Great Jeans

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  Last weekend, the kids and I went to Tahoe to visit my parents and my sister’s family. It’s a short drive, about an hour and a half. The k...
Thursday, April 23, 2026

The Realist

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  I started the new Real Housewives franchise, Long Island, and it is absolutely marvelous. I’d even argue it’s the most real of all the Hou...
Saturday, March 14, 2026

IntolerIdiots

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“Hey lactose Intoleridiots, guess what I’m eating?” Kiki shouted as she came down the hallway to my room. G and I were sitting on the bed, a...
Thursday, February 5, 2026

Radiance

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  I was walking out of the math building on campus, heading to teach a class, when I saw a very fashionable guy sitting on a bench. The sun ...
Thursday, January 1, 2026

Picking Up the Check

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  Last night, Geoffrey and I went to dinner at a steakhouse to celebrate Christmas and New Years. We split a ribeye and ordered two side dis...
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