Bee Please

I LMAO all day long, but it keeps coming back. Here are my stories.

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Tuesday, October 28, 2025

Tuesday Side Hustle

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On Tuesdays, I don’t go to campus to teach, so I sub in my local school district. It didn’t take long to figure out that some jobs are bette...
Sunday, October 12, 2025

Chronic Bad Breath

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During every commercial break on Paramount Plus, there’s an advertisement for HIV medication. My kids asked me, “Would you go out with someo...
Monday, October 6, 2025

Bra in Purse

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  A week ago, one of the kids I tutor didn’t show up for her appointment, and when I texted her grandma, she told me they tested positive co...
Saturday, September 20, 2025

Toohey'd

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  I'm coming up on six years sober, two years single, and one day since I finished reading The Fountainhead. I bought the book ages ago,...
Thursday, September 18, 2025

Flying

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  Two nights ago, I had one of those dreams where you wake up, but you’re still asleep. I tried to fully wake by attempting to fling over on...
Saturday, September 13, 2025

The Stapler

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  When I was young, I remember my dad screaming about his stapler. It was either missing or broken. My brothers and sisters treated his desk...
Wednesday, August 20, 2025

Cruising

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  The kids and I went cruising at the end of July. In the end, cruising is about swimming, sun, and food, so now I know, it is not necessary...
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