Bee Please

I LMAO all day long, but it keeps coming back. Here are my stories.

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Thursday, September 18, 2025

Flying

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  Two nights ago, I had one of those dreams where you wake up, but you’re still asleep. I tried to fully wake by attempting to fling over on...
Saturday, September 13, 2025

The Stapler

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  When I was young, I remember my dad screaming about his stapler. It was either missing or broken. My brothers and sisters treated his desk...
Wednesday, August 20, 2025

Cruising

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  The kids and I went cruising at the end of July. In the end, cruising is about swimming, sun, and food, so now I know, it is not necessary...
Monday, July 14, 2025

Dead Bird

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  When I came home from visiting my parents, my house was like a sauna. Three days of no AC in the hundred-degree heat will make inanimate o...
Sunday, June 15, 2025

Judge-Mental

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  Dating apps must be bad for karma because the task of chucking someone out based on how they look makes me feel like shit. Sometimes the d...
Monday, May 19, 2025

Hold On

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  I make a point of not giving advice because I’m utterly terrible at it. Once a friend confessed to me she was cheating on her husband and ...
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