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I LMAO all day long, but it keeps coming back. Here are my stories.

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Sunday, March 23, 2025

February is Over

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  We watched the movie Premonition last night. Sandra Bullock jumps through time to days leading up to and after her husband dying in a car ...
Wednesday, February 12, 2025

Work Ethic

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I hit the true-crime documentaries too hard last week. One episode was about a Black Widow, a woman who allegedly murdered two husbands. A w...
Saturday, January 25, 2025

High Body Count Hair

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  I had to go on an Instagram diet because my algorithm thinks I'm a lazy fatso. I love a sarcastic meme too much; it became all I saw. ...
Tuesday, January 7, 2025

Hype Girls

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  My sister’s kids eat sloppy joes more than anyone else. One morning, she was hyping them up with the prospect of their usual dinner, and t...
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Saturday, December 28, 2024

Ace of Base

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In middle school, my friends and I were in a world of trouble after we got caught prank-calling a girl we hung out with, someone who was a f...
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