Bee Please

  I had to go on an Instagram diet because my algorithm thinks I'm a lazy fatso. I love a sarcastic meme too much; it became all I saw. ...

  My sister’s kids eat sloppy joes more than anyone else. One morning, she was hyping them up with the prospect of their usual dinner, and t...

In middle school, my friends and I were in a world of trouble after we got caught prank-calling a girl we hung out with, someone who was a f...

  The three ways I waste time are extensively researching vacations on TripMasters, looking at beach houses in Pismo Beach on Redfin, and pl...

My daughter turned thirteen earlier this month. On her birthday, when I was dropping her off at school, she begged me to go home. She didn’t...

  Saturday morning, I was making Kiki breakfast. I stood at the stove, moving the scrambled eggs in the pan, and looked at a plate of peanut...