Bee Please
I LMAO all day long, but it keeps coming back. Here are my stories.
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Monday, June 6, 2022
Smuggling Frozen Lasagnas
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Last month I got in trouble for going into my ex-husband’s house when no one was home. I wasn’t going through their underwear drawer, I was ...
Tuesday, March 29, 2022
Alien Judas
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My backyard was overgrown, so I went to Home Depot for a weed whacker. After I tied the dog to the fence because he was hell bent on getting...
Wednesday, March 23, 2022
Groomed
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I took my dog Max to a nationwide pet store for grooming, and after they checked his vaccination record (dogs have been doing it from th...
Tuesday, March 1, 2022
Graphic Novels and a Revolution
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I bought Kiki a new comic on Amazon. As I pulled the graphic novel from its package, I announced its arrival and she came running around t...
Thursday, December 30, 2021
Running a Marathon
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The date approached quickly, and when I woke up at 4:50 am, I was glad it wasn’t raining. I slept like crap because the dog was scratching...
Thursday, November 4, 2021
Texas Salvation
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The night before we left for Austin, I rushed into my house after dropping the dog off at my parents, an hour and a half away, and taking ...
Tuesday, October 5, 2021
So Naive
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I added Blockduko on my phone. It's a game that combines sudoko and Tetris. A perfect combination, that swept me off my feet. The first ...
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