Bee Please

I LMAO all day long, but it keeps coming back. Here are my stories.

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Friday, July 23, 2021

Feeling Like Mufasa

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  On moving day, my eyes cracked open at 6 am, and in that moment I realized I wouldn’t be able to rent the U-Haul because my driver’s licen...
Thursday, June 17, 2021

Mattress Pad

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A dirty old mattress pad ended up in my front yard last week. Only half was in my yard at first, the other half laid across the sidewalk and...
Tuesday, May 18, 2021

Sobriety Update

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  My sister and I were talking about our sober apps. My app is a tracker, and every morning I check in and read my inspirational quote. Ther...
Monday, May 3, 2021

Pranksters

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The other morning I was heating up soup for the kids’ lunch and the smell made my stomach turn. I ran to the kitchen sink and threw up. My m...
Monday, April 19, 2021

Cleaning

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  My daughter is hyper focused on middle school and being able to navigate the social structures of cool kids and everyone else. She is mad ...
Wednesday, March 10, 2021

Best Friends

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I  was thinking about the infamous line from Streetcar Named Desire, “I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.” As a single mom,...
Monday, December 28, 2020

Sexy Annoyance

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I didn’t like Queen’s Gambit. There, I said it! I could tell, within minutes, the show was written by men. The main character is not Emma St...
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