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I LMAO all day long, but it keeps coming back. Here are my stories.

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Monday, December 28, 2020

Sexy Annoyance

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I didn’t like Queen’s Gambit. There, I said it! I could tell, within minutes, the show was written by men. The main character is not Emma St...
Tuesday, November 24, 2020

Fancy Sweatpants

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At work we had a fancy-sweatpants rollout. The sweats feel amazing, but I was still questioning the new line. I said to my coworker, “Whose ...
Thursday, October 22, 2020

Goodbye, Alimony

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  The morning of English placement tests in middle school my mom told me to write my essay on Marcia Clark. We knew the topic was “People wh...
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Sunday, August 30, 2020

California Dreaming

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Friday night I dreamt it was the first day of class and I was teaching in front of the room with no clothes on. I was totally unprepared, an...
Friday, July 31, 2020

Alexa, Shut Up

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Alexa is a thorn in my side. I groan as my kids yell commands at her. After they make their demands, I chime in, tempering expectations, “Al...
Monday, July 20, 2020

The Grandma Mothership

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Last night I had one of those dreams where you wake up wondering if you were sucked up by the mothership; I’m in a crowded room, where I rec...
Friday, July 10, 2020

Spending Power

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We all agree, Karen is annoying. Karen-culture is a byproduct of capitalism where her voice is magnified because she fills a shopping cart a...
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