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I LMAO all day long, but it keeps coming back. Here are my stories.
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Friday, July 31, 2020
Alexa, Shut Up
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Alexa is a thorn in my side. I groan as my kids yell commands at her. After they make their demands, I chime in, tempering expectations, “Al...
Monday, July 20, 2020
The Grandma Mothership
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Last night I had one of those dreams where you wake up wondering if you were sucked up by the mothership; I’m in a crowded room, where I rec...
Friday, July 10, 2020
Spending Power
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We all agree, Karen is annoying. Karen-culture is a byproduct of capitalism where her voice is magnified because she fills a shopping cart a...
Wednesday, June 17, 2020
Morning Elixir
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I quit drinking because I have a terrible condition where I love to get shit-faced with my friends. I’m not an alcoholic, I just have way to...
Friday, May 29, 2020
A Wild Scent
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I surprised my daughter with the news she gets to attend a small morning camp next week. She is thrilled. Her vacant eyes indicated she...
Friday, May 1, 2020
She's So High
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--> As I scroll through Instagram, I get food envy from all the people out there flexing their culinary skills during this...
Thursday, April 23, 2020
Tie Dye People
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Two months ago, I gave my brother my treadmill. That was a mistake. Now when I run at the park, I have to go like a workhorse because it...
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