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I LMAO all day long, but it keeps coming back. Here are my stories.
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Thursday, April 23, 2020
Tie Dye People
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Two months ago, I gave my brother my treadmill. That was a mistake. Now when I run at the park, I have to go like a workhorse because it...
Tuesday, March 31, 2020
Social Construct
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The kids and I made a lemon cake on Monday morning. We celebrated my daughter’s half birthday. As I cut off small piece after small...
Tuesday, March 24, 2020
Royal Rumble
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Overlording the castle with my judy Last night my kids watched WWE Royal Rumble. Kiki started out by saying she didn’t want to watch ...
Sunday, March 15, 2020
My Quarantine Baby
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First day of quarantine was pretty typical. I watched two movies, four episodes of the docuseries McMillion$, and a documentary on aut...
Monday, March 9, 2020
Ground Zero
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Last week I talked to my sister daily. We talked so much shit, a fire extinguisher of Binaca couldn’t mask our butt breath. After I l...
Tuesday, February 18, 2020
In Your Dreams
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Making those shots!!! I quit drinking five months ago because I was afraid I’d end up with one of those “buzzed DUI”s. After ...
Saturday, January 11, 2020
Cat Person
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Last night I watched “Marriage Story” next to my boyfriend; a real buzz kill for budding romance. The movie does an academy award-w...
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