Bee Please

I spilled soda on my computer minutes after taking this pic We've been eating ham since Sunday. It might not seem that long, four...

Working When I watch House Hunters International, the Americans always want to maintain their Texas lifestyle in the center of a metropo...

Sunscreen suit I don't know why I'm watching Jerry Maguire because I fucking hate this movie. Is Renee Zelwiger the most patheti...

They're getting in my head I went to a birthday party last weekend, and spent most of the time chatting with a lawyer who had two ...

Protecting my pants My mom told me after my little brother turned four, she started wearing white again. The entire decade before she wa...

I watched Real Housewives of Beverly Hills after party aka Watch What Happens Live, and the very lovely Rachel Dratch was a guest. Her bo...

My brother came to visit over the weekend. I dragged his ass to an Easter egg hunt, a three year old's birthday party at a gym, an...