Bee Please

I LMAO all day long, but it keeps coming back. Here are my stories.

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Sunday, November 15, 2015

Mark Twain Quotes

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Mark Twain Stache; the new sexy-selfie. I went to Kauai, Hawaii when my daughter was three months old. I panicked as my maternity leave...

Dumbed Down Omen

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Cheers! Thursday night I had a dream I was laying in bed, just as I was. I was looking at myself from a foot above. I was sleeping on my...
Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Lipsky is a bit of a Shitzy

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The End Of The Tour is a movie based on the book, Although of Course You End Up Becoming Yourself, a memoir by David Lipsky about his fi...
Sunday, November 8, 2015

Low Ponytail

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Paul and I have a similar sense of hairstyle About ten years ago I went to China. On the flight, my sister was fighting a bout of nasty ...

Decisions, decisions

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Remember that Snoop Dogg song, "Smoke weed everyday?" Of Course. Well, it reminds me of being at my parents' house, excep...
Saturday, November 7, 2015

Turn It Up

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Tahoe Snowfall My parents watch TV at full volume. The booming noise pushes me to the corner of the room, and they both sit on the couch...
Thursday, November 5, 2015

Guilty By Association

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Happy to see these shoes again I've been listening to the same music playlist while running, and the past two weeks I'm nagge...
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