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I LMAO all day long, but it keeps coming back. Here are my stories.

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Monday, August 31, 2015

Open Letter To Burger King

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A burger worth fighting over Dear Burger King, The fast food wars ended years ago, and because the outcome is unclear to you, you lost....
Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Straight Outta... Say What?

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Baby be packing heat. Squirt gun heat. I streamed N.W.A. to get reacquainted with the familiar tunes from high school before watching ...
Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Wide Legged Pants

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Nice pants, they really blend in! Boot legged jeans are back in fashion. This is good because... I don't fucking know, but it will b...
Monday, August 24, 2015

Kids Club

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Original Kids' Club Lately, it feels as if the planets aligned, and I am doing things right. Another way of saying, "I have my ...
Friday, August 21, 2015

Halloween Costumes

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Shark costume comes in Pretty Woman hooker dress or frumpy pajama suit I have an urge to make my kids' halloween costumes this year...
Thursday, August 20, 2015

So Hot Right Now

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Little acts of kindness When I left Target yesterday I found a message behind the windshield wiper. It was a business card, and scrib...
Saturday, August 15, 2015

His Legs Don't Get Tired

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My model baby looks good even when sick. Not kiddin, batch. The flu hit, and it was awful. My sister, kids, and I were out to dinner a...
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